I think the worst thing about being autistic is that you spend your entire life trying to understand other people but nobody takes the time to understand you
noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough i need everyone to die
Out of curiosity, does anyone else organize their Minecraft survival hotbars? This is how mine looks, for example, with slots 1-4 being my sword + tools, slot 5 being my bow, slot 6 being food, slot 7 & 8 being miscellaneous, and slot 9 being for torches. I'm not sure if this is standard, but it's how I've always done it.
some bois
oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE
LOOK AT HER!!!! CRESCENT MOON DURING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET!!!! SHE’S BISEXUAL!!!!!!
The Bisexual and Transgender pride flags colour picked from literally the most beautiful image of the moon ever
candyspider-deactivated20230731"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue
candyspider-deactivated20230731if im watching the lord of the rings extended edition i am a monarchist for 682 minutes
If I got ahold of Joe Biden's phone I would put he/they in his Twitter bio then turn it off
Stop replying to this with "I would link Homestuck discourse! I would make a carrd! I would post Onceler stuff!" like guys. Guys. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but this won't work. Everyone will know it was a hack. But adding a they pronoun to the bio? Oh, baby, that's a toss-up. We would bear witness to three gorgeous hours of the biggest Twitter storm you have ever seen. It would be better than superhell night.
a couple weeks ago, someone called and left a message on my team's phone at work. this was a phone number that he should not have been able to find and which isn't actually manned. we are an IT team and have the number to keep our team zoom account. so no one picks it up, but every time someone leaves a message, everyone on the team gets an email with the transposed text.
this man left a 7 minute long message with my tech team about how he wanted a job in our sales department.
in it, he called himself a savage no less than 12 times. he spent most of the 7 minutes talking about how well he closes deals and sells. he left this message over the weekend. in it, he said the words "i'm a beast, i'm a killer" multiple times, which i now can't seem to get out of my vocabulary. i say it literally every day and i can't explain it because it's like a personal meme.
my team actually found this message so fucking funny that we immediately found the sales team recruiter and got him over there. we all dearly hope that he gets hired so we can meet him. he's like a celebrity to us. he's a beast. a killer even.
btas tim if jason got to him first
you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
get creatured idiot
oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured
my girl is like 9/11 she's got a body count of around 3000 and people act like i am supposed to be really upset about it
Does that also mean she rearranges your insides for 100 minutes of burning penetration and then you crash to the ground in a steaming heap of trash, devastated and useless?
you know it brother
everyone should sometimes be cats it's good for you
Looney tools level of hauling ass
Run forest run but there’s two of em now.
The pain is more incredibly annoying than unbearable
I can bear it but come on
this site- no, this world- would be NOTHING without loser bisexuals
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name: Gainey
age: 24
pronouns: they/them or x/xs
ethnicity: Latine
location: CA, USA
Live free, fuck nasty, and commit to the bit.
Autism
Adulting
Faggotry
Short Term Memory
I'm single… anyone out there wanna dom me ;_;
Bisexual, agnostic pagan, Hispanic who never learned Spanish.
X/xs pronouns examples: X is cute. I like x. Xs favorite color is purple. That room is xs. X loves xself.